https://www.warnerleisurehotels.co.uk/hotels/littlecote-house-hotel
Food: ***
Mediochre. Scones maybe home baked but didn’t taste homemade. Many of the cakes/desserts tasted artificial for example the lemon tartlet, blueberry and marzipan muffin and red velvet cake. Sandwiches did taste freshly made with good quality ingredients. Cheese and pickle sandwiches seemed somewhat informal – cheese and cucumber would have been apter for the occasion and more of a traditional sandwich filling for afternoon tea.
Tea: **
Some choice in tea however it was tea bags. Even had to put our own teabags in the teapot!! The tea barely had any flavour/taste at all.
Service: *
Friendly, but haphazard. Had to chase staff to ask for extra refills, weren’t given a bill and confusion over how and where to pay. It was very confusing to find the venue where we were going to have afternoon tea! Fairly attentive to dietary requirements however didn’t listen to the request of only one set of sandwiches being without fish. We were instead too many cheese and pickle sandwiches and barely any of the others.
Ambience: pleasant, historical, peaceful (apart from the loud handymen testing the smoke alarms whilst we were trying to relax!)
Value for money: ****
You got quite a lot of food for your money. The serving of clotted cream was generous however only two small pots of Tiptree jam seemed somewhat stingy. Only two scones – one fruit and one plain so there wasn’t the option for both of us to have the same type. An added benefit of the historical grounds and roman mozaic, however, there is not much land at all. It cost £14 each which seems an excellent price for the amount of food you get and the benefit of a historical site.
Overall, if you have nothing else to do or are already there/in the vicinity then it may be worth it. However, food is very mediocre and the service was just about satisfactory and rather unattentive. Bear in mind there are not much grounds. We would not go out of our way to go here for afternoon tea again – just fairly bog-standard.